Today I went on a date with Other Lawyer guy… It was very blah with some Oh Thank God thrown in to the mix… Here’s what happened….
I arrived a few minutes early to our meeting spot. I saw a guy wearing wool sweater and prayed that it wasn’t him, but sure enough there stood Other Lawyer… His pictures were better than the real deal!!!!
Hi! I’m so and so
Hi! I’m Gwen…
We sit down and try to decide if drinks would be had… He is on a kick of not drinking alcohol. I can only survive this date drinking it…
I’m hungry so I order some appetizers, he decides he too shall eat a bit.
The conversation lags here and there. I, being my chipper self launch into whatever I need to launch to keep the conversation going, when all of a sudden I heard my name being called out!
GWEN!!!!! I turn and look and see my friend and her husband walking by!
Oh Thank God, I told Other Lawyer my real name because that would have been really AWKWARD to give him my fake name and then turn my head when real name was shouted out!
I ran out to give her a hug and she asks if I’m on a date… Yes! She says, he looks bored and not all that cute… I say I’m bored and his face looks like it doesn’t match up…
By doesn’t match up, I mean, the top portion of his face looks larger than the bottom portion of his face…. Like he had a face transplant… And every time he talked, small pools of saliva would gather at the corners of his mouth… So not attractive
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. It took all my will power not to grab a napkin and wipe his mouth!
Needless to say, after appetizers were eaten, we both were ready to leave. The check arrived and I of course did not reach for my wallet and there sat the bill for what seemed like eternity… I honestly think he was waiting for me to pay half!
I retained being a lady and eventually he reached out to pay and I said Thank you!
We parted ways to hopefully never see each other again….