Have you ever injured a boy you had a quasi crush on? I can successfully say I have! Now I injure people all the time in my every day job life but during my freedom moments I like not to send guys to the emergency room when I don’t have too!
My semi-local hang out bar: I use to go there every Sunday to relax, drink a wee bit too much, flirt with who ever was around, watch whatever was on their screens and stumble home. Well one particular Sunday evening I happened to be there with one of my best friend’s from out of town. We were friendly, flirtatious, sexy and DRUNK! The bar was in full swing for a Sunday night. My quasi crush was there. I call him my quasi crush because I really didn’t like like him in the I wanted to have a relationship with him way. I just enjoyed his bartending skills and flirtatious vibe we had off of each other.
Well that night the flirtatious vibe turned a corner. I say turned a corner because I was rounding the corner to go play drunk ping pong when quasi crush pushed me into the corner of the hall way and KISSED me! Being drunk I LOVED IT! Oh to be pushed up against a wall and MAN HANDLED…. What girl doesn’t want that!
We kept sneaking kisses inbetween shots of concotions (like I needed more alcohol in me!), attempts at playing ping pong and pool and oh yea dancing on the bar while somewhat stripping. Like I said DRUNK!!!
As the night drew to a close, my friend and I were saying our good byes to all the boys. She somehow landed on her backside as one of the guys attempted to pick her up. To repay him for the drop she jumped into another guys arms. Now I could not be outdone, so I proceedced to jump into quasi crushes arms, wrap my legs around his waist and…..
And I leaned backwards so I ended up almost doing a handstand all the while having my legs still wrapped around his waist. I had complete control of my body (ok yes I was drunk!) but quasi crush believed I was going to hit my head and used his hands to brace my “FALL BACK”…. I pulled myself up using my amazing ab strengths, kissed him good bye and my friend and I stumbled back to my apartment.
Now a few days later I texted quasi crush to ask him about ingredients to a drink I wanted to make for Thanksgiving. He informs me that his right hand is in a cast because I TORE HIS HAND LIGAMENT when doing my back bend…
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I guess I don’t know my own strength because who knew that wrapping your legs around a guy and doing a back bend in the middle of the bar would injure someone like that! Quasi crush was to be in a cast for 6 weeks and then have physical therapy to get his hand back in order. I felt horrible! I offered whatever services he might need to aid in his recovery. He really didn’t take me up on my offerings those 6 weeks. When the cast came off, he was in a brace for a few weeks and that is when he asked for my services…..
I being completely remorseful, did the best I could to aid in his discomfort…….
Then one Sunday evening, my cosmo covered glasses were off and I noticed another girl sitting at the end of the bar where quasi crush was seemingly to always be located. I had seen her a couple of times before but this particular time she stood out because she kept giving me STINK EYE looks and quasi crush was ignoring me completely and giving her all the attention. As I sat there stewing over this fact, it dawns on me that, that is actually HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!! No wonder he never asked me to help him when he had a cast on, he had his GIRLFRIEND to help him…..
I DID NOT feel bad about injuring him after that! Any guy that cheats on his girlfriend deserves to have their ligaments torn…. Later I found out that they broke up, perhaps she finally didn’t want to be with a bartender who cheats?!?! He later was fired from the bar for stealing… Definitely don’t feel bad for tearing his ligament!
As I think back to the incident and Ligament boy (as he now is refered by) I have a little chuckle and smile on my lips because I do enjoy injuring boys that deserve it!