Ouch goes my ass! Oh St Patrick’s Day, you are a blur in my memory bank… I can say that I did not kiss any Irish men, nor did I get some Irish in me as I had hoped! I did however fall very hard on my ass and now have a bruise the size of Texas! My ass definitely hurts as I sit here writing…
Plums and I decided to walk to Molly Malone’s the only spot to go on St P’s day. We had special VIP passes that let us in through the back door. Upon our walk, Mother Nature decided to dump bucket loads of water on us and try to blow us away. Thank goodness we brought an umbrella! The one time I decide not to wear my rain boots and trench coat, I get caught in a freak winter storm, that lasted 10 minutes, the entire walk to the bar! It was a good thing I washed my hair and blew dried it just before leaving my place….
We finally get to the back VIP door and were greeted by familiar faces all around! I had my green Irish Man net, poised and ready to catch any fine specimen… The great thing about carrying around a net, EVERYONE stops and asks what you are trying to catch. Irish Man of course!
Sadly, there weren’t any truly worthy of the net. I caught and released several. This picture of an Irish Man I caught, I immediately released back into the wild because he was such a tool and completely full of himself. Plus he wasn’t too thrilled that I messed his hair up!
There was this one guy, named Willy, yes he went by that, who caught half of my eye. I think he was probably the only decent looking guy at the bar. He had a San Diego air about him. Ever since my ex, I try to stay clear of all boys from San Diego, but he was cute! There was an attraction and our bodies gravitated towards each other. Hugs, touching and grabbing was had BUT what turned me off was his pick-up line:
I look great naked but am horrible under the sheets…
Why would I want to sleep with him then??? Does he really think that would entice me to see if he would be good on top of the sheets? Plus his lips were thin
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. I have this theory that the best kisses come from those who have similar sized lips as yourself. I have luscious lips and kissing someone that has smaller/thinner lips than me, would leave me wishing I hadn’t kissed them! So Willy, although supposedly has a great body, I doubt could kiss me so fantastically, I would want to see how lousy he was in bed…. In the end, he found another willing conquest!
And I fell on my ASS!
With my net empty, Plums and I wandered home. No freak winter storm followed us.