Last night for Happy Hour Wednesday brought the dynamic trio of Golden Ass, Platinum Plums and Thelma back together.  It has been ages since the 3 of us actually went out and painted the town red and last night we were back to our old tricks!

5pm rolled around and Plums and I were greeted at the bar by Jazzy.  The adorable server that I was flirting with last week was nowhere to be seen.  One of the main reasons for returning to that bar was because I wanted to flirt some more with, let’s call him Hudson.  When I didn’t see him around I was bummed but hey that’s just the way it goes!

BUT then when our appetizers arrived, guess who brought them to our table????  HUDSON!!!!  JOY!!!! And we picked up right where we left off from last week.  He said he was missing me and thinking about me, morning, noon and night!  SIGH!!!!!  He really knows how to sweep a girl off her feet with words… 

Throughout the entire happy hour, Hudson and I would exchange smiles, flirts and teases.  He really does make my heart go pitter patter…  Although at one point, the table was commenting on which server we would take home, Hudson or our actual server, Suspenders.   Suspenders was good looking but had major attitude and not good at flirting… Jokingly I said I would take both, at the same time!  Hudson heard that comment and gave me such a look!  He shook his head and refused to look at me after that, saying I broke his heart.  Plums jumped in to say I told her in private that he was the only one for me!  He relented saying he knew that but liked hearing me tell him over and over that he was the only one for me!  Can this be true love?!?!?!?!

Happy Hour being over, the group decided to head to another bar location.  I put on my coat and walked over to say good bye to Hudson.  He was behind the bar and came around to give me the BEST hug EVER!  We stood there looking each other.  Definite sparks flying all around us.  I could care less about the other people.  He suggested that we exchange numbers, I said I hoped that his girlfriend wouldn’t mind (my way of finding out if he actually had a girlfriend or not!  Can’t be too sure these days since the last few guys have all been “involved”) he said she broke up with him 2 days prior!  Yipie for me!  (I think) I quickly jumped in with a “so what should we do about our love affair then?!?!”  He asked for my phone to put his number, I handed him a piece of paper with a pen instead, but then I realized, I wanted him to call me! I’m not going to go chasing him down, if he actually wants to see him, he has to do the work!  Luckily the pen I gave him wasn’t working.  I pulled out another pen and proceeded to write down my number with a smiley face. 

He gave me another GREAT hug, nuzzled my neck, I felt his lips brush against my neck, so nice…. Then I walked out the door to meet my friends…  I really do hope he calls!!!!!

Next bar….

When I entered the bar, I noticed that Thelma decided to take a booth instead of sitting near our handsome bartender.  I uprooted the group to sit in the bar area.  Our bartender gave us free drinks and once more the flirting began!  I secretly think Thelma really has a crush on the bartender and slyly suggested that she get her flirt on.  She is still too timid and shy…  How is the bartender going to know she is interested if she sits in the background and watches as other girls put the moves on him?!?!?!

There was a larger crowd last night.  There was an older man, let’s call him Clipper, who asked to be included in my rotation.  How did he guess I had a rotation?!?!  I gracefully declined but did accept another cocktail from him and his ticket offer to go see any Clipper game I wanted!!!! 

Turns out the bar had karaoke going on later in the night.  And of course Plums signed me up to sing as well as herself.  We busted out our tunes and wowed the crowd.  I dedicated my song to the bartender.  He greatly appreciated it and I wanted to ensure my continued free cocktails! 

As the night progressed, Plums insisted that I go on a date with a guy, we’ll call Philly boy.  She was so enamored with him because he claims to be a successful business man who just moved to LA.  I wasn’t impressed and felt pressured into saying yes.  She said he was willing to take me to any restaurant I wanted.  I thought about it for a few minutes.  I wasn’t desperate to go on a date but I figured, why not!  Worst comes to worse I get a great meal out of spending a few hours with a guy…  I told him I wanted to eat at Mastero’s steak house and wouldn’t be available until Thursday of next week.  He questioned me as to why I couldn’t do it sooner, I said because I’m a very busy woman with plans already in place.  He said ok, plugged my number into his phone and insisted he call to make sure I gave him the right number.  I shrugged and said go ahead but I wasn’t rushing to get my phone to prove the number was right.  So now I have a date lined up for next Thursday! 

After I sang my song, a bunch of guys came up to me to earn my favor but none of them stood out in the crowd.  They all blurred together.   There was this one little creep of a boy that decided he would follow me around like a little rat of a dog.  He, however, insisted that I remember how he and a bunch of his friends commented on how amazing I was, I told him I don’t remember.  He then accused me of being drunk because no one sober could forget him.  I looked at him and said I was sober and he was too insignificant for me to remember from earlier.  I have tons of guys hitting on me and can only keep track of those that tickle my fancy….

A bit harsh, maybe but sometimes guys need a good kick in the ass before they leave a girl alone.  That sadly was not a good enough kick because while taking pictures he asked to take one with me, using my camera and have me email him!  I told him no and walked away.  Thankfully that was the last interaction with him! 

I decided I had my fill of male attention and told my crew I was ready to leave.  We high tailed it out of there.  I made a pit stop at Jack in the Box for a wonderfully delicious sour dough jack with lettuce and 3 jalapeno poppers for Plums

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Oh Happy Hour Wednesday!  You never disappoint me.  I handed out my number out twice, lined up a date and managed to get free Clipper tickets!  Not a bad Wednesday night at all….