I met a guy the other night that had a little man complex. I was at a bar celebrating Frank Sinatra’s birthday. Dressed up as a red vixen, I wowed the bar, since it was only me and my friend actually dressed up to celebrate Frank’s birthday.
The little man happened to be my friend’s best friend. I could feel his eyes burning a hole through my dress and I knew he was trying to get an introduction with me. Finally the moment came when my friend and I were standing around and the little man slid into view and an introduction was made.
The conversation started off pleasantly but then it took a turn. He started talking about the porn industry and how he was contemplating about breaking into that industry. He told me about a friend who had an amateur porn site and was taking in $5000 a month, basically sitting on his butt.
The porn industry is very profitable indeed but I don’t think you should immediately start telling a girl you just met that you are thinking about starting your own porn site.
He then started telling me about his ex roommate who actually had an addiction and would beat off constantly throughout the day
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. He described an incident in which he walked in on his roommate beating off in the living room and couldn’t stop… Again, not something you should be telling a girl right away…
We decided to change subjects because as exciting as the porn topic was, it wasn’t turning me on and I was growing bored, wishing there was some way to escape.
The next topic of conversation was were his little man complex really started to show. He was relatively new to town and wanted to know where he could go to see something unique to only LA. I wasn’t quite sure how to answer this question. I asked him what did he mean by unique. I told him that LA is unique because you can be in the mountains in the morning and the afternoon be catching waves. He then said he wanted to see mexican wrestlers burlesque. Mexican wrestling burlesque…. Right… I have never heard of a place that had mexican wrestling burlesque. He kept badgering me about giving him places to check out but without specifics besides mexican wrestling burlesque, I couldn’t help him. He stared to make snide comments that I didn’t know anything about LA. I knew LA but LA is so massive with so many different things to do. I only knew about places that interested me.
I couldn’t tell if he was trying to be sarcastic or just plain being a douche. Everything that came out of his mouth made me want to punch him. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt since he was my friend’s best friend but the longer I stood there trying to continue a conversation with him, the more I wanted to walk away.
He finally said I gave him nothing. I looked down at him and said, you’re right I gave you nothing and walked away.
The rest of the night I avoided any interaction with him and could still feel his eyes burning my dress off…
The night wasn’t a complete loss, it began to rain just as I was leaving and a true gentleman used his jacket to cover me as he walked me to the car. Too bad this gentleman has a girlfriend… But goes to show chivalry is not dead!