I am officially on a mini staycation!!!! And the partying started last week when my wonderful side kick Plums FINALLY came back into town after going missing to NYC for the last month and a half!
I started off with Happy Hour Wednesday with my amazing T and A couple and Plums.
Then it was the MIDNIGHT showing of MAGIC MIKE with my gorgeous Mrs
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. Fine. She had never gone to a midnight showing before and what better way to lose her midnight virginity then to go see HOT GUYS strip for us!
Oh MAGIC MIKE!!!! It was like being in a strip club without all the oil, smell and rain of money… Thoroughly enjoyed ourselves! Although we left the flask at home…
Friday night found me with Thelma and the girls for another round of MAGIC MIKE! Why? I doubled booked myself for MAGIC MIKE… And I didn’t want to cancel with any of my girls. And there are worse things to go see twice in a row! Semi naked bodies, I could endure seeing again…. Plus this time I didn’t forget the flask!
Saturday, after a VERY long day at work, my last before going on my STAYCATION, I found myself in a bit of a dilemma. You see, I was invited to a birthday party but had reservations. I didn’t really feel like going because this birthday girl didn’t come to my birthday party because she was hung over… Pathetic excuse! But what bothered me beside the pathetic excuse, was instead of texting me to apologize for not coming, she text message Plums with her lameness. I’m bothered because she had my number and it would have gone over better if she had texted me instead. It’s a small little error on her part and I know it shouldn’t effect me the way it does but I would never do that to someone and I do live by the GOLDEN RULE….
BUT since I do live by the GOLDEN RULE, I changed into my sexy, slit up the thigh, leather skirt, rosy cheeks and we were off!
The birthday girl loves to dance! So she thought that the 1920’s themed bar would be the perfect place for said dancing… I raised my eyebrows because the bar was the same place from the SEX TOY PARTY AND MARRIED MAN blog and that is no place for the birthday dancing.
I showed up and the birthday girl was thrilled to see me. She asked since I was there, did it mean I had forgiven her. I replied “No, I’m just a bigger and better person…" A little bratty yes, but I didn’t care!
No one was cute around… I felt that I should have gone for round 3 of MAGIC MIKE!
Stumbled home, climbed into bed and dreamed of naked ASS’….
Sunday found me in a shouting match, with my top down with BOOBS on our way to see BRAVE. The shouting match was due to idiots that decided to do a 3.5 turn in the entrance of the parking structure.
WHO DOES THAT!?!?!?! At first it looked as though, they pulled into the entrance and started having a conversation with passer byers. I shouted "Come on! People are waiting to get in…”
Then all of a sudden, the passer byers, told me to Shut up because the gigantic truck was backing up.
WHO BACKS UP WHEN PULLING INTO A PARKING STRUCTURE!!!!! Now a traffic jam was starting to pile up all around, because HELLO, we were all trying to get into the structure!
Then the shouting match escalator. The passer byers, who had small children with them, were cursing up a storm because I wouldn’t/couldn’t back up to allow the gigantic truck to leave the structure. A) he should have just continued going through the structure and exiting that way, like any normal person and B) the car behind me, wouldn’t back up, because the car behind them, wouldn’t back up either. Like I said, traffic jam…
The cursing passer byer, who happened to be a short, fat woman, told me again to shut up or get out of the car… Now at that point, I looked at BOOBS, who happens to be 5’11 ¾, and she said “I got your back…" And then proceeded to tell the passer byer, "I’ll get out of the car…"
It was very interesting to witness, a mother shouting, cursing, threatening to start a fight, all in front of her children. GREAT example setter! Her children are going to grow up to be just like her….
I decided not to get out of the car. I didn’t feel like chipping my nail polish on her… Although I did feel like running her over with my car!
FINALLY we were able to pull into the parking structure and go see BRAVE!!!! Oh Disney… Always knows how to brighten the darkest moods.
After the movie, I packed my bag to officially start my STAYCATION by housing sitting for my wonderful FINES…
And here I shall stay, cooped up, catching up on tv and pigging out! Perfect way to celebrate our INDEPENDANCE DAY!