I have had the unfortunate luck to have engaged in a conversation with an AssMonkey, as Big Red as dubbed him.
AssMonkey sent me a message basically asking me out right away. I, knowing better now, not to just say yes, actually checked out his profile and saw that he was somewhat decent looking. I said why not! We are on a dating kick at the moment.
AssMonkey: Sweet. What’s ur number ?
Me: Sorry but I don’t give out my number until after we have meet. How about we pick a day and time? Like old fashion times….
AssMonkey: I don’t meet people unless I talk to them on the phone.
Me: Oh well… Good luck!
AssMonkey: Ya that sounds to weird – meet someone u don’t even know and find out “in person” if they are crazy. Nah I’ll pass
Me: You certainly have no sense of adventure! Plus back in the day before cell phones, how did people meet? Online dating is weird to begin with… But to each their own. Have fun fishing!
AssMonkey: Back in the day u called their house phone! Think of what ur saying. U get hit on by a guy at the mall and then u say meet me here again next tues at 1pm. Then magically u both show up a wk later and go on a date. Ur out of ur mind. People exchanged numbers!! People talked on the phone before they went out. Are you that young that u dont know about house phones? And their was emails back in 1995. So once again people talked before they went out!
Me: Ummmm… Aren’t we messaging now like emails. You are the first guy to have such a huge issue with my no phone number exchange before meeting. Look I understand where you are coming from but I also like a little mystery and adventure. You asked me out and I’m fine with not seeing you if you don’t want to meet before talking on the phone. You are the one that keeps engaging me, trying to make me feel as though I am in the wrong, which all it is, is just a difference of how we handle the whole online dating thing.
AssMonkey: What are you hiding ? Mystery – yeah no, that seems to sketchy
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. Go meet those guys then. I don’t have time for that
I haven’t bothered to respond back. I feel he actually has something to hide because why make such a big deal about not giving my number out. I’m a little more skeptical when a guy gives me his number out right away before even meeting. Yes I know if we were out at a bar, I readily give out my numbers, but there I have actually MET the guy and can tell he is good looking and if we have any attraction what so ever….
Definitely an AssMonkey!